As has been known for a while, Sen. Edward Kennedy(D-Mass.) is currently suffering of a brain tumor. Before I joke about him, I have to say that our prayers go out to him and the few decent members of his family. Due to this brain tumor, however, the senator from Clan Kennedy is now, quite literally, a mindless party vote.
As is said here, Sen. Kennedy was infested with the new 'cool' aura of D.C. and, as expected, collapsed of a seizure at a luncheon for the newly-coronated President Barack Hussein Obama. Reported by those who have political points to gain, President Obama rushed over to his former Senate colleague, ordered the lights off, and waited for EMS to take the old geezer to the hospital where he now lies recovering.
Now for the real story...
Kennedy, who's brain tumor is merely a way to explain away his idiocy, had too much to drink at the luncheon, duly collapsed and, reportedly, died of unknown causes. President Obama noticed a crowd forming and rushed to it, seeking publicity as always. Happening upon the 76-year-old man lying crumpled in broken heap on the floor, the 47-year-old promptly resurrected him.
Directly following the miracle, EMS arrived and the President ordered all back to the feast. The crowd dispersed and, in order to protect the wall of separation of church and state, Kennedy was sent with the responders so Obama would not be sainted by the Catholic church.
After the luncheon, and for his second herculean accompishment of the day, Obama went dancing.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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If only idiocy were all that were wrong with the ruling class in DC.
--Nick
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