Who needs reality television? We've got the news.

Anyone checked the news today? There's too much for me to talk about here:



Lebanese Cant Shoot

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-gaza15-2009jan15,0,624396.story

So the Lebanese Islamist crazies are so doped up on opiods that, in a rocket attack on Israel, cant hit anything or anyone. Not only did they do 'no damage' and kill no one (thankfully on both), a few of the rockets landed in their own territory! Go Israel: Survival of the Fittest!



EU Leaders Increase Crop Prices to Consumers, Decrease to Farmer

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/01/14/europe.pesticides.ban/

Who works for the EU?? Who decides this stuff? I dont know how they get picked, but I swear the Europeans must sit on street corners and pick all the prostitutes, theives, and illegal immigrants to be their leaders. However, let it be known that I support the EU limiting its farmers crop production...why? Because then European veggies are forced to buy more of our crop and that's good for West Michigan!



Justice Department guy is awesome, enrages media.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/politics/scotus/la-na-justice14-2009jan14,0,2623836.story

Yeah!!!



GOP to take big in '10,'12, Dems are being Dems

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-obama-taxes14-2009jan14,0,7093997.story

I have NO IDEA how Republicans lose to these people.... We can take the next few elections by just shutting up!





and last but not least:





Obama declares himself Jesus!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hKu8nsNSKN7dLMaipz21XLVts-wgD95MUI6G0

I'll bet you he actually broke bread...Obama is too great to repeat Jesus...he had to repeat God himself. Obama spoke with his mouth Isaiah 45:7- "I form light and create darkness, I make well-being and create calamity, I am the Lord, who does all these things. "


Gotta love media coverage.... After the media equated with Obama’s ascension with the Second Coming of Christ, it’s entirely unsurprising that they’re now predicting the End of Days. Obama’s fixation on talking-down the economy goes hand-in-hand with exploiting this crisis to its full potential to advance his socialist agenda. When Bush did this stuff, it was the end of the world- one of the busiest Bush-Bashing media days ever! Tsk, tsk.